Apparently Bob's online presence is building a small fan base, so I feel I must up my game to cater for the beasts new found groupies. Here is a short update on his movements, and trust me when I say he seems to be getting stranger and more cunning by the day!
If he's not been in his donut (as seen above), then he has been causing mayhem....simple as. He looks so cute when he just sitting there, like butter wouldn't melt. However, I know the truth and soon you will too.
Yesterday, Mum was taking care of some housework and hoovering the landing when I heard some scrabbling around and barking. Mum started to come into my room and I realised that Bob was angry with the hoover. As Mum thrust backwards and forwards with the hoover, Bob would scurry away and then chase forwards as if in sync. Back and forth....back and forth. He was too scared to face this strange machine head on, but could not help yelping and scrabbling to show his annoyance. That was very funny, and once again showed Bob's willingness to be brave, but also his complete lack of balls (no pun intended.....no really) when push comes to shove.
His antics today showed a much more sinister, thinking man's pug. After returning from the walk, Mum hung her jacket on the door handle to go and make a cuppa. The beast was obviously ravenous and the smell of biscuits in the pocket was too much to handle. He promptly dragged the jacket off the door handle into the hall and proceeded to pick-pocket Mum's jacket! The cheek! I could see him trampling all over it, looking for a way in and snuffling around the pockets. Although it took him a while he did manage to get to the treats! He is becoming bolshy I feel, and requires more intense minding (or spying as I like to call it).
We then decided to bring in the Christmas tree and the beast was fascinated by the white netting the tree was wrapped in. When it had been removed, he was biting it and running around in circles until he was a bit trapped. We freed him, but he simply went back for more. He managed to drag the netting down from the top of the sofa cushion to have another go, by standing on his hind legs! We again had to remove it before he did himself some more damage. He is both mischievous and sneaky these days as you can see. He did not express any remorse, and I feel that if given the chance, he would re-offend. Sterner punishments are needed to stop all out anarchy!
I think he has it in mind to one day rule this house. Much like the Baghdad militias, he is trying to undermine the occupiers, with a view to one day creating his own Puggy Sovereign State. He must be stopped but this beast is both unpredictable and cunning....a very tricky combination!
If he's not been in his donut (as seen above), then he has been causing mayhem....simple as. He looks so cute when he just sitting there, like butter wouldn't melt. However, I know the truth and soon you will too.
Yesterday, Mum was taking care of some housework and hoovering the landing when I heard some scrabbling around and barking. Mum started to come into my room and I realised that Bob was angry with the hoover. As Mum thrust backwards and forwards with the hoover, Bob would scurry away and then chase forwards as if in sync. Back and forth....back and forth. He was too scared to face this strange machine head on, but could not help yelping and scrabbling to show his annoyance. That was very funny, and once again showed Bob's willingness to be brave, but also his complete lack of balls (no pun intended.....no really) when push comes to shove.
His antics today showed a much more sinister, thinking man's pug. After returning from the walk, Mum hung her jacket on the door handle to go and make a cuppa. The beast was obviously ravenous and the smell of biscuits in the pocket was too much to handle. He promptly dragged the jacket off the door handle into the hall and proceeded to pick-pocket Mum's jacket! The cheek! I could see him trampling all over it, looking for a way in and snuffling around the pockets. Although it took him a while he did manage to get to the treats! He is becoming bolshy I feel, and requires more intense minding (or spying as I like to call it).
We then decided to bring in the Christmas tree and the beast was fascinated by the white netting the tree was wrapped in. When it had been removed, he was biting it and running around in circles until he was a bit trapped. We freed him, but he simply went back for more. He managed to drag the netting down from the top of the sofa cushion to have another go, by standing on his hind legs! We again had to remove it before he did himself some more damage. He is both mischievous and sneaky these days as you can see. He did not express any remorse, and I feel that if given the chance, he would re-offend. Sterner punishments are needed to stop all out anarchy!
I think he has it in mind to one day rule this house. Much like the Baghdad militias, he is trying to undermine the occupiers, with a view to one day creating his own Puggy Sovereign State. He must be stopped but this beast is both unpredictable and cunning....a very tricky combination!
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